Just for laughs

Some humour:)
Not all are mine though.

Said ," Girls, You must put in a lot of effort to achieve this amount of accuracy."
Heard," Girls, You must put in a lot of F word to achieve this amount of accuracy."
Haha. Imagine if i really did that. I'll be brought into detention.

Said ," My brother is going to ACS Barker School."
Heard," My brother is going to buckle his shoe."

Said ," I broke my back."
Heard," Give me my Billabong bag."

Said ," We celebrated your birthday in 2003."
Heard," We celebrated your birthday in a cemetery :/"

Said ," This is your new coach."
Heard ," Please take off your clothes."

One of them is quite sick. Iam not going to write it here. But I'll give you what's said.

Said, "I thought you want to show me your Maple(story)?"
Heard," I thought you want to show me your _________?"
Haha. Go ahead. Guess what's its been heard as.

Just for laugher:)