Went orthodontist Dr Loh's office today, waited damn damn long, like 1/2 hour for my turn, cos Joyce (the receptionist) forgot that my appointment was today.
Dr Loh (DL): Julyn!
Me: (gets up)
DL: HII!
Me: HIEEE!!
(wondering why DL's so high, okay, pardon the pun)
DL: Oh ya you havent chosen your colour
Me: (cos i decide alr in advance) Pink and purple like last time.
DL: So girly la you.
Me: SO GIRLY?! (are you kidding?! )
DL: Ya what. Pink not girly mehhh...
Me: Cos I dun want try other colour cannot mehhhhh...
DL: Okay okay la, lie down:)
Me: (lies down)
DL: I heard Bao yi dropped her bridge again..
Me: Huh really meh?
DL: Ya what.
Me: No la!!
DL: Bao yi ah, she got wera retainers or not?
Me: (gulp)ya, iam sure she does!
DL: You sure or not? Her teeth move so much leh!
Me: Iam very sure she does.
(a beat)
Me: Baoyi miss you lehh.
DL: HAHAHA then tell her that biting her bridge to ssee me isnt the right way to go okay?
Me: haha okayy.
Me: (bites DL's finger to change thersubject)
DL: OWW!
Me: Sorryyyyy;(
DL: Your bite ah Julyn! Why you like to bite my finger so much?
Me: ........
DL: Is it because so fat and fleshy right?
Me: That is not I say one ah.
DL: But you think that, I know :(
Me: Dont have such a low opinion of me la pls!:(
DL: Okay la okay la...(hand me mirror)
Me: ??
DL: for you to see yourself. No la, I want to teach you how to put the rubber bands back into your teeth so that you can put them back yourself after you eat. Cannot wear when eating swimming k? cos the spoon cannot get in.
ME: Huh aiyo, then this month I going holiday lehh:(
DL: Okay you dont wear then take off your braces next year la!
Me: Okay okay, I wear.
DL: Wear only at night la, in the hotel, then in the day dont need, see I so nice la!
Me: Scully come out how? ( thinks of having to overturn the pillows for 2 tiny rubber bands ps I wonder if that's considered guest's items eh?)
DL: Wont la, but must change everytime you eat or something.
Me: Orh, okayy..
DL: So see you in 4 weeks time oaky? You'll be able to take out next month alr!
Me(doutbful): ohh oakyy, see you, byeee~
DL: (flying kiss)

Aish. Next month when I remove my braces, and that's IF i remove, I'll miss Dr Loh like crazyyy:(
Speaking of which, if I leave my retainers in the hotel and housekeeping finds it, is it considered valuable? HAHA