I guess evolution’s true.
It started as a pig virus,
but then the swine flew.
Bit pig, bit bird, bit us.
Hybrid, efficient, new.
Call it “pigavian flu,”
sent from me to you.
Obama can’t save us;
no telling it, “sod off.”
It may turn you blue,
and make a sod of you.
The summer has a cough,
no vaccine to turn it off.