God Please Bless My Eyes on What I Saw Last Thursday:
Was coming back from AEP. You know how where my house is, people have gotten raped before? NO, I didnt see a rape case! But I did see something else.
Was around, lets see, 8++ at night? I took the shortcut across the canal and began this long walk lit only by a few streetlamps. In the daytime, it was nothing, but at night, every sound is magnified, each breath of wind which blew was rapists seeking victims, each footstep I took wa another step towards danger..well u get the idea.
Before I actually started crossing, I spotted a figure near the canal. It was moving, so I guessed it couldnt be a pillar. The only other way was round the back of the road, which was a long way more. I treaded in front of the head of the drain, then took a gamble and entered the shortcut. I touched the railing. It squeaked.

The figure reavealed itself as a couple, a guy and a girl. I thought they were just standing there. They were not either. With their arms around each other, I was disgusted enough, as they were hugging and kissing fit to die. I was glad it was dark, but it wasnt dark enough to cover their actions. I thought they must be mad- they were having s** right there, next to the drain!
I promise, never in my life would I ever want to intrude on this moment, the shock on the guy's face, the embarrassment in the girl's. It sure gave me the goosebumps- it was then that I realised that what I had seen earlier was.. erhrm.. foreplay..
I don't want to see it again. Never ever. Amen.