I have a friend, her name is Shermaine
She rants about BBT and is such a pain
No Iam not serious,there is indeed a gain
I learnt about Shermaine's obsession and that she's so vain(joking)
And Michele says, "you can say that again!"

You'll hear her before you see her
She's the noisiest person I know.
At anytime, its not uncommon just to hear her slur.
In all honesty, I must say, She's just a super despo.


But sometimes, though I have to admit,
She can be quite the apposite.
Where she says," I'll give you la"
You know you can next time just steal her car.
She's generous and acts like some grandpapa
With her stomping footsteps she can shake anything ajar.


This poem is dedicated to shermaine, who asked me to create a poem about her